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Ridiculous Characters: Who is the Most Foolish?

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Ridiculous Characters: Who is the Most Foolish?WHO MUMU PASS? 1. An Hausa man who removed his shoes before entering a taxi.

2. An Igbo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3. A Yoruba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept.

4. A Tiv man who watched the news and started waving at the newscaster when she greeted.

5. An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills.

6. An Igala man who lowered his TV volume just because he wanted to read a text message on his phone.

7. An Ikwere man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

8.An Isoko man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough, then he came down and started throwing stones at it (to plug it).

9. A Fulani man who choose to drink fanta because he thought sprite was unripe.

10. A Gbagyi man who saw something like shit, touched and tasted it with his tongue, then said "Hmmmm" na shit oo!!! Thank God sa…

Akpors and His Scary Result

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AKPORS FAILED AGAIN
Akpors went to school to collect his result but he came home empty handed and the following conversion took place between him and his father.
Conversation Between Father and SonFATHER: Where is your result
AKPORS: David borrowed it from me,he took it home
FATHER: What! Why did you give it to him?
AKPORS: Don't worry dad, he will return it. He only wanted to use it to scare his mother.

Warri Bible Translation from English

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A Quick look at Warri BibleSample version:ENGLISH: As it is written in the Bible.


WARRI: As dem yan am for Bible.


ENGLISH: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples.


WARRI: Bros J cum enta canoe wit him padi dem.


ENGLISH: As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm.


WARRI: As the canoe dey move, naim yawa cum gas.


ENGLISH: The storm was so great that it was like a whirlwind.


WARRI: As the yawa dey gas naim kasala burst join.


ENGLISH: The disciples became so afraid that they shouted; Master! Master!!


WARRI: Naim liver fail him padi dem, na im dey begin dey hala... Bros eh! Bros eh!!


ENGLISH: Jesus got up and calmed the wind down.


WARRI: Na so Bros J get up com arrange the mata.


ENGLISH: He turned to his disciples and said, "oh ye with little faith."


WARRI: Naim Bros J com look him padi dem shake him head, com provoke say; “O BOI UNA FALL MY HAND"


ENGLISH: The disciples replied and said _WHAT MANNER OF MAN IS THIS?_


WARRI: Him padi dem com hala “SHOOO...Bros…

STORY: Bryan Anderson and the strange old lady

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AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY TO LEARN FROM
Story About a Man, Bryan Anderson 
One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.

Even with the smile on his face, she was still worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry.

He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you.

He said, “I’m here to help you, ma’am. Why don’t you wait in the car where it’s warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.”

Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough.

Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and …

BBNaija: Efe - Based on Logistics

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BBNaija: Efe - Based on LogisticsTo many people, Big Brother Nigeria  has ended but to me I would say it has only begun as so many stories about (BBNaija) and its participants (known as Housemates) are still trending all over the internet.
Though its getting more funnier the fact that the internet alone cannot contain it, as so many people has been displaying funny and unimaginable attitudes gotten or copied from the same Big Brother Africa show game that was sponsored by Payporte and channelled throughout on Africa Magic Tv Channel.
Just today, I overheard my neighbour praying and he was busy shouting "Let the God of Efe fight my battles" in his prayers while his children were replying him with "Based on logistics" instead of the usual Amen that we all know.
For me, BBNaija has only begun because so much comedy, jokes and fun are yet to be experienced as the Big Brother Nigeria keeps trending all over the Africa and the world in general.

EFE - BBNaija Wahala

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EFEI logged in WhatsApp, I saw Efe
I logged in Facebook, I saw Efe
OK I moved to Instagram, again I saw Efe
OK I finally I decided to visit my Twitter Account. Even without logging in I still saw Efe everywhere.

Right now, as it is I am scared to open my gate o..
See what BBNaija has caused.

FOUR SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A BAR AND A BRA

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FOUR SIMILARITIES BETWEEN A BAR AND A BRA:1.They have the same alphabets.
2.They are both drinking points.
3.They both have restricted times of opening and closing.
4.They both make men go crazy when opened.

The Man With Mental Problem - JOB INTERVIEW

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THE JOB INTERVIEW

OFFICER: What is your name?

Monday: M.P. sir

OFFICER: In full please

Monday: Monday Paul

OFFICER: Your father's name?

Monday: M.P. sir

OFFICER: What does that mean?

Monday: Matthias Paul

OFFICER: Your native place?

Monday : M.P. sir

OFFICER: What's that?

Monday: Midlands Province

OFFICER: What is your qualification?

Monday: M.P.

OFFICER: (angry) What is that?!!!

Monday: Matric Pass

OFFICER: So why do you need a job?

Monday: It is because of M.P. sir

OFFICER: Meaning?

Monday: Money Problems

OFFICER: Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

Monday: MP sir.

OFFICER: And what is that?

Monday: Marvelous Personality

OFFICER: I see... I will get back to you.

Monday: Sir, how was M.P. sir?

OFFICER: And what's that again?

Monday: My Performance.

OFFICER: I think you have M.P.

Monday: Meaning?

OFFICER: Mental Problem!!! 


Don't laugh alone.

Please share this to M.P. (Many People) to put sm…